When Alcatraz and Grandpa Smedry make a pilgrimage to the Free Kingdom city of Crystallia, they are shocked to find the city under seige by the Evil Librarians--led by Alcatraz's own mother.

Determined to prove that the cow he meets is really a moose, Morris the moose enlists the help of a rather confused deer and horse.

More humorous episodes from the classroom on the thirtieth floor of Wayside School, where students learn to tango, facethe cafeteria's dreaded Mushroom Surprise, and study a hobo during Show and Tell.

After narrowly escaping the menacing clutches of the dastardly Count Olaf, the three Baudelaire orphans are taken in by a kindly herpetologist with whom they live happily for an all-too-brief time.

"Amelia Bedelia and her friends at school explore different jobs and careers and think about what they want to be when they grow up! Amelia Bedelia is especially curious about her own father's line of work. If he spends the day pitching to a client, does that mean he plays a lot of baseball?"--

When first-grader Roscoe Riley goes on a school field trip to an apple orchard carrying his sister's fortune-telling ball, the outlook is cloudy.

Humorous illustrations accompany silly rhyming text about a mother and her son as they do the grocery shopping and she falls victim to her son's jokes.

"Stick Dog and his four friends - Stripes, Mutt, Poo-Poo and Karen - will do anything to steal some sweet-smelling hamburgers from a family at Picasso Park!"--

Late one night, all of the tushes leave their small town and set out for parts unknown, so the townspeople awaken to ill-fitting clothes and no way to sit.

The Bad Guys join forces with a team of female superheroes to battle the tentacled extraterrestrial invader called Crown Prince Marmalade whose forces have just conquered the Earth.